to move up and down
HOW ABOUT I SLAP YOUR SHIT
I AM A SOLDIER FROM THE RED TEAM. ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT--YOU WILL NEVER KNOW FOR YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO KNOW!
MEET A RED SOLDIER ||
ASK
|| SUBMIT
WHY WASN’T I INVITED!? I’M HUNGRY, TOO, DAMNIT!I am making more bacon. Sit down if you vant…
…
Have you bathed? /squints/
-Takes a seat-
Uhhh… Y’see, I don’t know where the showers are at. Ahah…
“If you could just point to where the showers are at… That’d help me a lot.”
“He was twitching…because he’s got my axe embedded in his nervous system!”
( Antlers and Butters. )
He was twitching!
(Source: samwinchesta)
You too, Galv.
You too.
Ribs is simply watching the Soldiers from her little corner.
Soon, Antlers. Soon.
AND HE STINKS!
YOU DON’T SMELL LIKE ROSES, EITHER!
HE SMELLS LIKE PIG.
AHAHAHAH!
IT DOESN’T STINK YOU ASSHOLES! RIBS AND I SMELL WAY DAMN BETTER.
AND YOU, YOU BLU MAGGOT—GET OUT OF THE RED BASE!
(Source: rp-butteredsoldier)
AND HE STINKS!
YOU DON’T SMELL LIKE ROSES, EITHER!
WELL OF COURSE I FUCKING DON’T! I SMELL LIKE MY GOD DAMN SOAP!
(Source: rp-butteredsoldier)
BLU!
*ROAAAAR*
- SIR ANTLERS: I'M CAPPING WHILE YOU'RE MEDIC BABYSITTING YOU SHIT
- SIR ANTLERS: LOOK AT ME
- SIR ANTLERS: >gets killed because overextended
- Mr. Butters: I'M SORRY WHAT?
- Mr. Butters: I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOU
- Mr. Butters: DYING!
